
THE SUICIDE
I just wanted to pee, instead I saw a woman kill herself. I never knew that people actually died, I only saw it in movies, but after this I realized that I was living in Disneyland.

JURY DUTY SECRET
When I told the judge that I cannot serve jury duty because I cannot keep a secret the judge leaned toward his bailiff and said "have you heard that before?

DOCUMENTARIES
Besides reading, watching documentaries is the best way to get valuable information that will better your life, besides whatever is on Tiktok.